when you’re tired but don’t want to sleep:
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
making decisions about the future is scary af
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
I went to the beach today with my parents, my sister and her boyfriend and I have never fifth wheeled so hard
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
— Ted Mosby, HIMYM (via psych-facts)
Basically me when I’m trying to cheer someone up.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit