theywillliveagaininfreedom:

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

but a very cute trashcan

make all the other trashcan go BANGBANGCRASH

2 days ago with 185,669 notes

europe is having a party and the rest of the world is not invited

(oh and alcohol is free)

2 days ago with 993 notes
3 days ago with 44 notes

chocolatejigglypuff:

mycroftsmindtardis:

iamsuperbat:

offmytitsonhappiness:

Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.

What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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always reblog

3 days ago with 344,901 notes

Why is it called “Puzzles?” That’s the puzzle!

3 days ago with 3,476 notes

Because I’m putting off revision..

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3 days ago with 2 notes
noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

3 days ago with 78,520 notes

Omg I know I’m a day late but I can’t get over the fact that we MET THE FREAKING MOTHER!!! I can’t sleep I’m so excited omfg OMFG

4 days ago with 2 notes

spoonsofjoy:

I can’t believe they showed her. I just can’t believe it.

4 days ago with 8 notes

callmeocculted:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY REVEALED THE MOTHER ON HIMYM!?!?!?

4 days ago with 14 notes
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tonchi:

#nowwatching por tercera vez #himym #seasonfinale 8x24 #somethingnew #hionetickettofarhamptonplease #spoilers

tonchi:

#nowwatching por tercera vez #himym #seasonfinale 8x24 #somethingnew #hionetickettofarhamptonplease #spoilers

4 days ago with 3 notes

storyofneil:

THEY. MET. THE. MOTHER. I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW

4 days ago with 5 notes

not-yet-nineteen:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

danielradcliffesgirlfriend:

fuckyeahprongs:

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

the 2nd gif is just great

just look at Emma’s face

I love how Rupert just laughs in both of the gifs

4 days ago with 85,960 notes
Argument I heard on the bus
  • Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
4 days ago with 389,586 notes