fohk:

ryan howard is everything

3 days ago with 119,354 notes

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

3 days ago with 180,339 notes
joefuckinjames:

Is there even a more 80s picture?

joefuckinjames:

Is there even a more 80s picture?

3 days ago with 400 notes

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

3 days ago with 827,431 notes
3 days ago with 20,541 notes
parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

3 days ago with 428,270 notes

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

3 days ago with 96,455 notes

Most of the time…

image

3 days ago with 12,832 notes

coward:

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

3 days ago with 250,851 notes
1 week ago with 231,073 notes

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

This made tear up for real.

1 week ago with 389,729 notes

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

1 week ago with 315,770 notes

kingsleyyy:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

1 week ago with 5,077 notes

stephenhawqueen:

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

1 week ago with 258,268 notes

itsjustaswell:

runningtothefinish:

blondegirlfit:

clype:

He gets it.

actually so powerful

praise this post

what doesn’t this man get right..seriously.

1 week ago with 241,498 notes